My Apologies

Dear Readers, (or, my one and only reader B, who I had to coerce into sitting in front of the computer both times to actually read what I wrote)

I must apologize for my previous (and only) posts. The awful garbage that spewed forth I couldn't even bring myself to read. How you did it is beyond me and even more so, that you came back and are reading this, then all  I have to say is- what's wrong with you? But, if I won your affections, then, yay me!

So, having said all that, here is my declaration:
*raising right hand with left hand placed on an imaginary copy of The Upanishads*
I, author of this blog, hereby solemnly swear that I will no longer publish unmitigated garbage.
All posts by me, author of this blog, will from henceforth be what I consider of the highest quality.*

Sincerely,
Yours Truly

Have a Nice Day.

*definition of "highest quality" is the subjective opinion of the author and if you don't like it, well then, no soup for you!